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Events| Upcoming

Dead Baby OfficeChair Downhill MMVII - Seattle,Wa

Friday, April 4th, 2008
Fairview/Denny Area

New Belgium Urban Assault Ride - Seattle, Wa

Sunday, May 18th, 2008
Fremont Outdoor Cinema @ 3501 Phinney Avenue N

The Urban Assault Ride™ is a funky bike scavenger hunt that involves street-smart riding, obstacle courses, and a huge after party. Mental muscle is just as important as bike skills as teams of 2 choose their own course to checkpoints around the city.

The event is well known for its checkpoints where physical and mental obstacle courses must be completed before moving on. Kinda like American Gladiators with a demented cycling twist. The first team to hit all of the checkpoint and cross the finish line wins! Then the party begins with FREE BEER and lots more two-wheeled shenanigans!

It is THE MOST FUN you will ever have on a bike.

New Belgium Urban Assault Ride - Portland, OR

Sunday, May 25th, 2008
South Park Blocks: SW Park Ave (between Market and Clay)

The Urban Assault Ride™ is a funky bike scavenger hunt that involves street-smart riding, obstacle courses, and a huge after party. Mental muscle is just as important as bike skills as teams of 2 choose their own course to checkpoints around the city.

This is THE MOST FUN you will ever have on a bike.

FREE BEER.

Events| Past

The Buzz Cruzz - Tacoma, WA

Friday, March 30th, 2007
7:30pm @ Top Food & Drug on Cedar Street

So I get this email from random dude out in Tacoma... he says there is a ride going on and it's called Buzz Cruzz. Personally, I have no idea what cruzz means, maybe I'm just getting old. Anyhow, sounds like it has potential so check it out. Once a month on Friday closest the full moon. In addition, the start time changes each month so be ready for that.

Sounds like some BBQ potential along the route as well.

Monday Night Gold Sprints #7 - Seattle,WA

Monday, March 5th, 2007
The Fun House - 206 5th N.

AVA/Counterbalance Bicycles Racing Team

Gold Sprints every monday until the end of time. First night will be at The Fun House. Who knows where it will be next. Feel the burn yet?

Dates Upcoming:
Mar. 5th & 21st - The Funhouse

VertFest - A Celebration of Backcountry VertiCulture - Crystal Mountain, WA

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007
Crystal Mountain Resort

"VertFest is a celebration of human powered adventure in the Cascade mountains of Washington. It's a chance to get together with people who love a challenge and a day out in the snow. It's about getting some vert and feeling the pull of gravity... a celebration of backcountry VertiCulture. VertFest is an excuse to have some fun whatever you choose to strap to your feet and whatever your pace. Taking place within the Crystal Mountain ski area, VertFest will be the highest profile backcountry celebration in the Pacific Northwest. If you like to go up and down in the mountains by human power and follow it up with good beer, VertFest is for you!"

VertFest and its sponsors support a safe and active lifestyle in the mountains. All proceeds from this event go to the Northwest Weather and Avalanche Center. Visit the NWAC website.

Monday Night Gold Sprints #1 - Seattle,WA

Monday, January 22nd, 2007
7pm @ The Fun House - 206 5th N.

AVA/Counterbalance Bicycles Racing Team

Gold Sprints every monday until the end of time. First night will be at The Fun House. Who knows where it will be next. Feel the burn yet?

24 Hours On A Bike! - Seattle,WA

Saturday, January 20th, 2007
Location: The Bat Cave, 1st & Marion, Downtown Seattle

24hrs On A Bike!
January 20th, 2007 - 8am - $10 cover, any profits go to the Wayward Cafe Bike Shack.

Start @ The Bat Cave, 1st & Marion.
24hr Race/Ride/Trial.
Indoors: DJs, rollers, spinners, kegs & grub.
Outdoors: checkpoint race, fun rides, bell laps, sprints, tricks and stunts. Unclean Unsanity!

Fabulous Prizes!

All are invited! Roadies, fixies, minis & tall bikes. It doesn't matter how fast you are, only how long you can stay in the saddle... guaranteed to bruise your taint.

www.24hourbikeride.com will be updated with current information soon.

Ms. Led - Audioasis - KEXP - Live! - Seattle,WA

Saturday, December 2nd, 2006
High Dive - 513 N. 36th in Fremont

Local band Ms. Led will be performing a set live on the air this Saturday for Audioasis, KEXP's local music show here in Seattle.

The show starts at 6:30pm so tune in to 90.3 FM and check it out!

Robert Ortega de la Vega Benefit Show - Seattle,WA

Thursday, November 30th, 2006
The Comet Tavern - 922 E. Pike

Our friend Ortega was injured recently in a bike accident and of course, he up to his ears in med bills. All proceeds of this show will benefit Ortega.

Four Bands, Six Bucks, BENEFIT!!

The Bands are Knotpine Box, Keynote Speaker, Daniellei, and Siren

Revenge of Tokyo 2025 - Seattle,WA

9pm-2am, 21+
Barca Lounge - 1510 11th Ave - Capitol Hill

An electronic world party. A room filled with light, dance, great people, and incredible music.

$17 doors, $15 advance purchase at Brown Paper Tickets.

Rebel Without A Cog v.2 - Seattle,WA

Saturday, November 11th, 2006
Start location: TBA

Yo.
The information is this.
Fixed Gear Bikes ONLY!
Brakes are allowed but will be a separate category.
Race will end at Hooverville in Sodo.
Check the flier.
Later. Rob

The Black Line Time Trial - Portland,OR

Saturday, November 4th, 2006
Start Location: Lucky Labrador's NW location on Quimby

Yo, here is the word.
Black Line time trial to be held in PDX on Saturday November 4th, 2pm.
Similar to the recent Green Line Time Trial in Seattle, riders will have numbers and must check in at various waypoints.
Grand Prize will be a round-trip Amtrak ticket to Seattle for Rebel Without A Cog v.2.
FLIER HERE. That is all.
Later
Rob

Ms. Led @ Red Hook Brewery - Woodinville, WA

Friday, October 20th, 2006
Red Hook Brewery - Woodinville, WA

Red Hook is celebrating their 25th Anniversary with Argo and Ms. Led this weekend. Come check it out.

Ms. Led @ The Paradox - Seattle,WA

Saturday, October 14th, 2006
1401 NW Leary Way

ALL AGES!
Location: 1401 NW Leary Way
Cost: $8
Bands: Iceage Cobra, Ms. Led, Scarlet Room, Bad Love Sessions

The Longnecks - Spokane,WA

Saturday, September 30th, 2006
Venue: The Blue Spark

The Longnecks - Spokane,WA

Saturday, September 2nd, 2006
Venue: The Blvd

Slayer Day Race 2006 - Seattle, WA

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006

The Cranked guys are out to celebrate their love for the band Slayer. It is a Tuesday evening race or ride, with an after-party sporting cheap PBR, hot dogs and a raffle at the Summit Pub.

Sponsored by Cranked Magazine, Mobius Cycle, and Cadence Clothing, and Summit Pub.

West Side Invite 2006 - Portland, OR

Thursday, May 25th - Monday, May 28th, 2006

The Westside Invite is Memorial Day weekend, May 26-29.

Sponsored by Veloshop, Magpie Messenger Collective, Pabst, Rockstar, MESS, Stumptown, R.E.Load, and Freight Train Bags. Plus full custom frames from Ira Ryan, and Matty Schwar, and amateur tattoos from Sharky for the DFL's.

Click here to get more info and to PRE-REGISTER online!

The Green Line Time Trial - Seattle,WA

Saturday, May 20th, 2006
Start @ 5813 4th Ave NW

3rd Annual Pre West Side Invite Event!

Race Date: 05/20/06
Registration: 12 Noon
Race Time: 2pm
$-Entry Fee-$: 10 bucks
Start @ 5813 4th Ave NW
End @ 6017 Airport Way S (Smarty Pants)

Event Sponsors: Counterbalance, Pilderwasser, Smarty Pants, Cadence Clothing, David Wilson Industries, R.E. Load, Cranked Magazine, Piecora's Pizza, Mobius Cycle, Second Ascent, and others.

This is the 2006 Pre-West event leading up to the Westside Invite in Portland, Oregon. The race is a citywide time trial. Any level of cyclist can compete, on any style of bike!

The race will start somewhere in the Queen Anne/Ballard area, and will end in West Seattle or Georgetown. Riders will start at one minute intervals, and are required to pass three "rolling way points" during the race. Riders are not required to stop at the waypoints!

Fastest time wins & First prize is round trip Amtrak railfare to PDX. The idea is to go there and comepete in the Westside Invite.

*City-wide time trial
*Three rolling waypoints
*Fastest time wins
*Separate categories for track and road bikes
*Top prizes for First Female and DFL

Call for entries: Bike-themed film shorts - Portland, OR

Friday, April 28th, 2006
Screening @ The Clinton Street Theater 4/28/2006

CALL FOR ENTRIES: BIKE-THEMED FILM SHORTS

The Fourth Annual Filmed by Bike is open for entries of bike-themed film shorts (8 minutes or under).
Deadline is March 15th, 2006.
Selected films will be screened on April 28th, 2006 at the Clinton Street Theater in Portland, Oregon.

This thrillingly raucous film festival is a Portland favorite and has sold out every year. Deeply plotted bike love stories, dreams of a world without cars and stories of bikers' triumph over cars fill the silver screen for a night in celebration of bike culture around the world.

SUBMISSION DETAILS AND FESTIVAL INFO:
www.FilmedByBike.org
Filmed@Riseup.net
Ayleen Crotty, Festival Director

Yuri's Night Global - Seattle - Seattle,WA

9404 East Marginal Way South @ 7pm - The Museum of Flight
Boeing Museum of Flight

Yuri's Night Global is a celebration of space and the future. It is about honoring all the people who, each day, find new ways to reach space, to discover it and to colonize it. It can be a celebration of history but is not intended to glorify a particular person's or country's achievements. Yes, it is named after the first man in space, Russian cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin, but this is because he was the first to experience the terror and exquisiteness of being so tiny among such a visibly great expanse of stars and planets and to know, tangibly, that it was possible to reach those other places.

Yuri's Night exists to create a feeling of global togetherness as well as impart knowledge about mankind's progress. Did you know that we have flown seven times the speed of sound? Did you know that there are LCD screens that are flexible and as thin as a piece of paper? Did you know that a small private company has created a spaceship that can take off and land like an airplane and that a spaceliner company has been established so you can buy tickets and take your family on a day trip into space? We would like to encourage you to learn about your world and how to take part in decisions that are pivotal to creating a healthy future on and off Earth. Yuri's Night Global joins hundreds of thousands of people all over the world as they make a toast to the worldwide coexistence of peace and progress towards the goal of space colonization and discovery; together as one humanity.

Monster Track New York 2006 -

March 3rd-6th, 2006
New York, NY

Cranked Mag Press Release Alleycat - Seattle, WA

Saturday, January 14th, 2006
Post Alley & Columbia @ 5pm

Cranked Magazine is going public and this is the kick off. Register at 5pm, race at 6pm.

Afterparty at The Rendezvous @ 2322 2nd Ave. $6 to race, and $5 to party if you don't race.

Rebel Without A Cog Alleycat - Seattle, WA

Saturday, November 19th, 2005
Occidental Park - 2pm

Halloween Havoc In the Streets 2 - Vancouver, BC

Saturday, Oct 29th, 2005
Email Jeff for info!

The race is going down sometime in the afternoon, Email Jeff for more information, if you need a place to stay, etc... hopefully more info soon.

Messmann's Messquerade 2005 - Seattle, WA

Saturday, October 29th, 2005
Behind Vita Cafe @ 10th & Pike - Show up at 6pm

The Fifth Annual party... Sponsored by McAllister Group, Recycled Cycles, Second Ascent, Mr. D's, Counterbalance Bicycles, Morrispost, DirtRag Magazine, RE Load, The Square Room, Guardian Alien, Wagons of Steel, Aaron's Bike Shop, and Kelly Castle Scott!

Scavenger hunt, teams, bikes, beers, costumes... It's Halloween again! We can all count on the best Messquerade ever, just like every year.

NEW INFO as of 4:30pm Saturday, October 29th, 2005!

WHO - UPDATED: Teams of two or more are required! One person should have a knife, a bag or a basket, and a digital camera might be helpful as well. Bikes should have a bottle cage, but it's not required... there will probably be some water bottles around for your drink of choice.

COST - UPDATED: $15 per HEAD which includes beer all night long. Your $15 should includes a t-shirt!

WHAT - UPDATED: Costumes required! Bike costume optional but there will be prizes awarded! Race starts at 7pm, show up at Vita around 6pm to drink and meet people. The race may be 2 hours long and the last team in could still win!

AFTER PARTY - UPDATED: 97 S. Lander - $5 whole dollars for non-racers w/ cash bar till 2am. This is an ALL AGES party, but DO NOT BRING BEER, the party is at a bar... 21+ in the bar section. Costumes recommended. Breakfast @ 6am if you're still around. The venue belongs to a good friend of Messmann so please treat the property with RESPECT. Yeah, I know it's disappointing... but this means no taking a leak on the wall and whatnot. There will be food at the finish, including Yeeros, Pizza, open-faced sandwiches, etc...

BANDS: The Soul Sucking Pimps & Ride It Like You Stole It - both playing long sets.

OTHER INFO: Pumpkin spikin' contest, best costume, best bike costume, and lots more. T-shirts are happening as well!

RAIN OR SHINE. Hopefully shine.

Cash prizes for:
*Best costumes
*Team costume
*Bike costume
*1st team to finish with a correct hunt

Mess has five bike frames to give away, not new frames though, but still good.

"Tell 'em it's fifteen bucks a head... we're tryin' to have fun here." says Mess.

Vibrator 2005 - Vashon, WA

Saturday, October 1st, 2005
Eagles Club, 1/4 mile past the town of Vashon

Look HERE for more information. 2pm Saturday. Race starts at the Eagles Club, 1/4 mile past the town of Vashon. Take a left on the dirt road.

15 miles to the finish, mixed road and dirt.
$25 race/shirt/keg/food
$20 keg/food
$5 camp
$6 breakfast

Bryce says, and I quote-----

"I know it's short notice, but........

Portland, please come up!

Vancouver, please come down!

Note that you will be taking a ferry to get to Vashon from either Point Defiance in Tacoma or Fauntleroy in West Seattle. The larger the vehicle/number of passengers, the more they charge. For schedule and fees, here is the link for Washington State Ferries.

Fauntleroy to Vashon Ferry Schedule

Pt. Defiance to Tahlequah Ferry Schedule

Also, please note that for the time we spend at the Eagles Club it is expected that we will be on our best behavior. We will have to watch our language and keep the rough stuff and bud smoking outside and preferably far away. We are guests of a member of the Seattle Messenger community who happens to be a member of the Eagles. There will be other Eagles Club members there that have nothing to do with our little race, we do not have the place to ourselves.

Look for me, I will be working at registration/check-in.

It's going to be a fun weekend. Thank you Robert!"

The Grape Ape Alley Kat - Seattle, WA

Saturday, September 10th, 2005
Start Location: TBA

Update: Billy has been hard at work. Check out the official race website for checkpoints, pre-registration, prize list, info, and nice collecton of his favorite photos. I might recommend riding the course...?

Hm, finally an eastside race. Most of us better watch out... when you see these checkpoints, count how many of you already know how to find. Mmmhm, yep, probably none. Oh well, better chance to take the race.

Checkpoints:
**1320 29th Ave S.
**East end of I-90 bridge (on the path)
**Boyer Ave E. & E. Lynn St.
**19th Ave E. & E. Galer St.
**10th Ave E. & E. Edgar St.
**Fairview Ave E. & E. Fuhrman
**613 Fairview Ave N (DO NOT use the ramp)

More details to come soon, also check the mP.com forums for updates from the horse's mouth.

Bumbershoot 2005 - Seattle, WA

Labor Day Weekend, Sept 2nd-5th
Seattle Center

The 35th annual Bumbershoot, Seattle’s award-winning arts festival, will feature four days of more than 2,500 artists representing the best in music, film, comedy, spoken word, dance, visual arts, theatre, performance arts, and literary arts.

Just a few of the artists scheduled to perform are: Devo, Ani DiFranco, Son Volt, Tift Merritt, Brazilian Girls, Digable Planets, The Decemberists, Ted Leo/Pharmacists, DeVotchKa, The Gospel Hummingbirds, Sarah Lee Guthrie & Johnny Irion, Keren Ann, Sonny Landreth, Billy Preston, The Duke Robillard Band, Billy Joe Shaver, and Mavis Staples.

The Seattle MusicFest @ Alki Beach - Seattle, WA

August 12,13 & 14th, 2005
Alki Beach, West Seattle

THIS EVENT HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO LACK OF SPONSORSHIP. One of the great free music festivals in Seattle. The Alki Fest showcases a wide variety of bands from the Seattle area so you can get a good taste of the scene here. Plus, our friends Ms. Led are playing!

Dead Baby Race Day 2005 - Seattle, WA

Friday, August 5th, 2005
West Seattle

Once again, a downhill and a longboard. You can't mess with this... pre-register here.

CMWC 2005 - New York City

June 30th - July 4th, 2005
Locations vary, check out the CMWC05 website

CMWC XIII NYC - IMPORTANT: The dates are locked down, June 30th - July 4th, 2005.

Date & Venue secured!
We've finally locked it down. Thanks for bearing with us through our struggles with the NYC beaurocracy everyone. We told you we'd pull through with the best championships ever, and we will. The event will still take place between June 30th and July 4th, and the Main Race will be in Jersey City, New Jersey. We realize that it might sound odd to have the New York Championships in New Jersey, but these are the hoops we needed to jump through. It's only a short ferry or train ride to Jersey, and most of the night's parties will still be in New York.


"Since 1993 in Berlin, the bike messengers of the world gather every year for a weekend of splendid mayhem. Finally, the messenger community of New York City invites the messengers of the world to join us for the 13th Annual Cycle Messenger World Championships to compete, celebrate and unite in a world class sporting event! June 30th to July 4th - be there!"

morrispost is sponsoring this event by way of the Golden Nugget Race Series in Seattle! We will fly three people roundtrip to represent the westside in NYC this year.

NACCC 2005 - Portland,OR

May 28th - 31st, 2005
Location: Lair Hill - Portland

Portland won the bid for this year's North American Cycle Courier Championships. They are having the race in place of the West Side Invite on Memorial Day weekend.

"After four sucessful west side invites we were loath to change from our format of the citywide allecat, but to call it the NAC it has to be a closed course so we have secured permits for an area in Lair Hill. A map, course description, online registration and lots more info will be up soon. Really."

2 Tickets 2 Paradise - Messenger Prom @ the NACCC - Portland, OR

Saturday, May 28th, 2005
Alberta Park @ 8pm

Get a date and find some formal finery. The Horizontal Dropouts are putting on the Messenger Prom again this year at the NACCC. Everyone knows Prom is the most important night of your life.

Save this date: Saturday May 28th. Meet at Alberta Park at 8pm. The price is $10 per couple and yes it must be a couple! I don't care what kind of couple or if yer in luv schmuv, just make it 2 folks. The other must is the dress code. This is a formal which means Black Tie. Except when I say Black Tie, I Mean "Messenger, Zoobomb, Chunk666" style. Dress to impress. The ride this year includes such highlights as the Hotel party, buying beer with no ID, and the infamous make-out stop. The ride ends at Berbati's for ass shaking on the dance floor till close with DJ Safety First, Paula B, And DJ Awkward.

Contact Dee at dee@magpiemessenger.com

Pre-NACCC Scramble 2005 - Bad Nugget Risin - Seattle, WA

Saturday, May 7th, 2005
TBA

Registration & Checkpoints here!

Hey! This is our BIG event to conclude the Golden Nugget series of races. We expect 50 riders plus we're giving away TWO round trip tickets to New York City!!!! One ticket for the Men's category and one for the Women's category. In order to make everything fair and even, we'll be releasing the list of checkpoints on April 1st, 2005.

This is a challenge race with multiple manifests and many checkpoints. There will be bands, beer, friends and much love involved. There will likely be Amtrak passage to PDX for the NACCC Memorial Day weekend, plus prizes from Dank Bags, Counterbalance Bicycles, Recycled Cycles, Outdoor Research, morrispost and more. Of course, we'll be handing out a headset as well, although this time it will be blood red... Check back in the next week for detailed info on this event.

Ctrl Z, Ms Led (Seattle), and The Degrees (Seattle) - Spokane, WA

Saturday, April 16th, 2005 @ 10p
Mootsy's - 406 W. Sprague

$5, 10p, come.

Ctrl Z
Ms Led
The Degrees

Filmed by Bike III - Portland, OR

Friday, April 15th, 2005
Clinton Street Theater - 5267 NE 20th Ave

A festival of bike themed movies. Proceeds from Filmed by Bike will fund the Multnomah County Bike Fair, a one day carnival of bicycle mayhem and music. Visit the website for more details.

Golden Nugget #3 - Nuggets Aweigh - Seattle, WA

Friday, April 1st, 2005
Location: Pier 62/63 @ 7pm

Golden Nugget #3, the final race in the series of nuggets. We will award the points leader round trip airfare to New Your City to compete in the Cycle Messenger World Championships in July. This will undoubtedly be the biggest nugget race yet!

We've hidden the nugget, this time you're really going to have to work for it.

The Midnight Nugget Express - Portland, OR

Friday, March 25th, 2005
Berbati's @ SW 2nd & Ankeny - 8pm

We're going to give it a shot... mP is having a race in PDX. It is gonna be late night, lots of fun, and lots of good times. The race is just now taking shape so we'll let you know more very soon. The race itself will include many bridge crossings, city traverses, core stops, rolling hill climbs, and a bucket-load of surprises. Keeping the series tradition alive, we will be giving away a gold CHRIS KING headset and round-trip rail passage to Seattle for the 2005 Pre-NACCC Scramble. $10 entry

Golden Nugget #2 - Seattle, WA

Friday, February 25th, 2005
Westlake Center, South Beach - Seattle,WA

Some people have said that the Golden Nugget #1 was a bit easy... well you had better prepare yourselves for #2. The Messmann Cometh.

Ted Huener Memorial Ride - Seattle, WA

Thursday, February 23rd, 2005
The Hurricane Cafe - 2230 7th Ave

Peace to our friend Ted who passed away peacefully on Saturday. Our sincerest condolences to his family and friends, he is missed by many. There is a mass ride to honor his life this Wednesday, February 23rd. Meet up at the Hurricane around 7pm. If you knew Ted, or know someone who did, tell them about this event, and show up to ride.

Monster Track 2005 - New York,NY

Saturday, February 19th, 2005
The Frying Pan - 23rd St. & West Side Hwy.

"Five days later and my head has finally stopped spinning hard enough for me to get this down on paper. or the keyboard. or whatever. By far the most insane hour i've ever spent in new york. Crazier than when I met the Black Mick Jagger. Crazier than three tabs of acid and a ten hour work day." -Whitesnake

Golden Nugget #1 - Return of the Nugget - Seattle, WA

Friday, January 21st, 2005
Location: Wa Leg - 2225 4th Ave @ 7pm

There is a $10 entry fee for each race in this series. The overall points leader at the end of three races flys to New York for free. We're giving away a Gold Chris King headset after each race. The recipient will be determined by joint sub-committee, using anything and everything to support their decision.

Hot Dogs will be available for $2, courtesy of Ali. Alchohol will be cheap after the race, likely dollar PBR's or something of that nature.

There will definitely be POLO after all of these races so be prepared. Depending on the venue, there will be live music as well.

2005 MLK All-Cities Invite Polo Tournament - Portland, OR

Sunday, January 16th, 2005
Col. Summers Park @ 20th & Belmont

Annual Polo Tournament in Portland. Start around noon.

The 3rd Annual Mud Bowl - Portland, OR

Saturday, January 1st, 2005
Colonel Summers Park @ High Noon

A full-on bike polo, beer, and wrestling exhibition! Quite self explanatory I think... this is a big event.

Bike film night @ The Clinton St. Theater - Portland, OR

Thursday, December 9th, 2004
Clinton Street Theater

The Reverend Phil is hosting a bike film night at the Clinton Street Theater. It's a big deal, part of the Portland Underground Film Fest. In fact, he should be editing some videos right now.

Included are, Polo Invasion and WSI 2003, the video montage from the West Side Invite. Team skirt never looked so good...

Polo Tournament @ the Nightmare Collective - Portland, OR

Sunday, November 28th, 2004
The Nightmare Collective in Forest Grove

This Sunday 11/28, you are invited to join the Axles of Evil in Forest Grove for some indoor polo at the Nightmare Collective. -Rev

Ctrl-Z w/ Ms. Led & The Federales - Spokane,WA

Saturday, November 6th, 2004
Mootsy

GO VOTE! GO VOTE! GO VOTE!

We're all gonna be partying this Saturday at Mootsy's in Spokane. Ms. Led will be in town from Seattle!! Couple that with Ctrl-Z, The Federales and Elicit and the house will be rockin! Come out for drinks and PUNK ROCK!

Messmann's Messquerade Alleycat - Seattle,WA

Saturday, October 30th, 2004
1406 10th & E Pike. Behind Cafe Vita - 6pm

Messmann is back! Does anyone remember the race last year? F-R-I-G-I-D. Maybe we'll get lucky and end up with Hawaiian weather this time around...

The race is going to end on Beacon Hill for a haunted house party. Wear a costume! Check out a few photos from last year here.

A word from the man. "I invite all costumed bike riders for a night of scavenger fun on bikes better than ever before. If you missed last years race, this year I have rounded up some very cool local sponsorship. There will be cash prizes for costumes w/bikes & without.

Teams are encouraged. This will not exactly be a messenger style "Alleycat." I suggest bringing a pack to tote some stuff in. A water bottle for beverages. Some bottles will be provided while supplies last. If it is raining slightly, meet up in Cafe Vita!

For the HAUNTED HOUSE PARTY, it is at 13th south & Walker, at the top of Beacon Hill. If you have friends & foe that are not participating in the HUNT, this is where they can meet up with you at the finish!

Well see you all there..." -Messmann

2004 Evergreen Classic Alleycat - Spokane,WA

Saturday, Oct. 16th, 2004
Riverfront Park Clocktower, Registration @2pm

This is a RAIN OR SHINE event!

Fall is a great time for some messenger-inspired racing in this urban playground we call Spokane. Anyone can ride, any bike can participate! This year, the entry fee is $5 for road, mountain, and cross bikes. Single speeds race for $2 and fixed-gear bikes race for free. Riders will hit multiple checkpoints across the city, tackling city streets, dirt trails, staircases and alleyways. There will be opportunities to score pick-up/delivery and scavenger bonuses.

Register at the Riverfront Park clock tower at 2p, Saturday, October 16th. From there you will be issued a manifest with the checkpoints. This will be less pack racing and more about strategizing on how to get to all checkpoints fastest. (Although, following someone can often be a good idea!) There is no distinct route. After the race, weÂ’ll give away prizes and start the festivities Riders will get free admission to The Blvd. Live Entertainment House at 333 W. Spokane Falls Blvd, downtown. Looner, the only rock band on The Marley Brothers tour, will be performing, as participants are treated to $1 beer and other specials.

Messenger Movie Night - CAoS Benefit - Seattle,WA

Friday, September 10th, 2004
Rendezvous Jewel Box Theater

Messenger Movie Night 2004, a benefit for the Courier Association of Seattle!

Mingle 6-7pm... Videos start at 7pm @ The Rendezvous, 2322 2nd Avenue in Seattle.

$5 per person.

A series of short messenger-inspired videos by Kelly White, to be followed by one of the most celebrated courier movies of all time... Bring your own messenger related footage to show if you'd like. This is an "open screen" showing.

Shu's Race - Seattle,WA

Friday, September 3rd, 2004
Wa Leg

Short and fun is the name of the game here. mP is producing this race for Jeff Shu. Party at the finish on Beacon Hill. Show up at Wa Leg after work, races starts at 6:30p. Really.

Pedal Diary Art Show - Seattle,Wa

Sunday, August 29th, 2004
The Pedal Diary showing has changed location and time!
Alta Vista House - 4757 18th Ave NE

Sunday Matinee! 7pm

Well, it looks like the date and the location have been changed on the Pedal Diary showing. It's going to be in the University District now. 4757 18th Ave NE on the second floor.

Come check out some of LJ McAllister's favorite messenger photos.

One night only! 7pm Sunday August 29 th, 2004. There will be bands playing and other things going on. Try to make it!

Contact LJ for more info. Surf to LJ's website and The Pedal Diary.

Hella Corndog Classic III - Seattle,Wa

Saturday, August 28th, 2004
Pre-register now! PRE-REG IS CLOSED

LOCATION: 726 Melrose East
REGISTRATION: Twelve noon
RACE: 2pm

That's right, it's back! What would be better than racing your bike, drinking beer, and eating a corndog on a hot Saturday afternoon? Not much? Good answer. This year's classic is on Saturday, August 28th, and is going to be a 3 hour race. It has the standard corndog/beer stop, but this time the race features a poker run, a longboard timetrial, a criterium run, and lots of great views of our beautiful city!

Just to toss a wrench into the whole process, this year will also have mega-bonus points...to anyone who can throw down the McAnimal. What's a McAnimal you ask? Well, let's see... Start with a bun, toss on a fillet o' fish, a hamburger patty, and a chicken sandwich. Top it off with a bun and there you have it... the McAnimal. Sound impossible? Not so. World record holder Patrick "Cankles" Lewinsky (Monica's younger bro) has done one while on the clock, and was still able to monitor his radio!

So...... bring your friends, your appetite, and YOUR BIKE to Seattle and race until your heart is content.

Prizes, beer, fun.

2004 Dead Baby Bikes Longboard & Downhill Race - Seattle, WA

Friday, Aug. 6th, 2004
Beacon Hill

The Dead Babies are sponsoring their annual race once again this year. Last year, the longboard was long, and the downhill fast! Bring your race face, your beer gut and your track bike. More info soon.

JELL-O Smackdown - Seattle,Wa

Saturday, July 31st, 2004
2202 13th Ave S - Beacon hood

The Beacon Bitches Present...

The JELL-O Smackdown! This is full on Jell-o wrestling. There will be kegs, hotdogs, prizes and a whole lot of f*cking jello!!

The entry fee is $5

Look for musical guest The Skanks

Ctrl Z @ PEACH Local Flair Street Fair - Spokane

July 16th and 17th, 2004, 8p
Davenport Arts District

Ctrl Z hits the stage at 8p on July 17th at the PEACH Local Flair Street Fair. Sponsored by PEACH, this exciting community gathering will feature all local artisans, musicians, wineries, literary figures and more! There will be delicious organic snacks and prepared food vendors, local businesses presenting their work, local musicians sharing their talent, and some of the highest quality local arts and crafts around.

The celebration will be held on July 16th from 5p to 10p and July 17th from 10a to 10p in the Davenport Arts District on the 1000 block of W. 1st. Vendors and musicians will set up in the walking alley behind PEACH Safe Foods and along Madison Street between 1st and 2nd. Come enjoy our local merchants, artists of all mediums, and the sounds of local bands Ctrl Z, Jupiter Effect, Mercy Lewis, Matt Kelly and more.

morrispost Productions wants to help "bring together the many diverse resources we have here in Spokane and to remind everyone there is much to admire and support in our local community." So we've helped book the bands and hope you will come out to support the community and enjoy yourself. Yes, there will be BEER there.

VIBRATOR 2004 - Vashon Island, WA

7/17/2004 - Race starts @2:00p, be early.
Vashon Island

Race date has been finalized!!

7/11/04 - Click here for a map with directions. We'll get a better map up in the next day or two!

5/22/04 - This morning Ortega confirmed that the race date has been finalized. It will be a couple weekends after the CMWC04 in Edmonton. Saturday, July 17th, 2004. This race has a rep for being super fun, everyone needs to show up, even just to party.

4/26/04 - It's been brought up that the race may be better suited for the weekend after CMWC04 instead of the weekend before. Having not decided on the best course of action is why we say there is a possible race date change. We will know very soon, it's still early though... plenty of time to get your "brakeless trackbike in the woods at night" skills in check. Hahaha, yeah. Okay.

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The "Vashon Island Bike Riders Association Totally Off Road" puts on the VIBRATOR cross race each year around the beginning of summer. The course is over the hill and through the woods, literally. Be ready for time trial style trail riding with a few twists.

The event is still in the planning stages so this information should not be considered final just yet. Robert Ortega, the race organizer, is very excited about this year's event, saying the amount of people interested is way up from last year! There will be live bands all day long, a party in the evening, camping, fishing, polo, and more. Due to the large anticipated turnout, race organizers have said there will quite possibly be a 30 racer maximum. So, when the time comes... get your registration in early!

Cost is $20 to race. $10 to party and camp. Again, these #'s are NOT finalized. Bring your bikes, park your car at the ferry park and ride and cruise in. There is no parking available at the race site. People were raving about last year, so this year is gonna be incredible! It's a good price also, considering entertainment, beer, and a campsite are being provided! More info as it becomes available. we will also be posting some photos from Vibrator 2003.

Check out last years event in the photo gallery.

Cycle Messenger World Championships 2004 - Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Thursday thru Monday, July 1st - 5th, 2004

Ah yes...the Cycle Messenger World Championships. CMWC has gone to Canada, so we must follow. The usual events will take place, plus they've thrown in a few twists of their own. Check out their website and register early, it saves you a handful of cash.

You can look at the race summary, or the the photos from CMWC 2003 in Seattle too!

For all the official info, including sponsorship, registration, scheduling, events & City of Edmonton info, look here. The CMWC04 Website!

Ctrl Z @ The B-Side - Spokane, WA

6/5/2004 @ 9:00p
The B-Side

Ctrl Z (Undo Crew)
The Kitten Killers
Woke Up Falling

Girl fronted punk rock kicks ass! This show will be packed, and is guaranteed to be more fun than you've had since your grandma took you paintballing! The Undo Crew.

2nd Annual Pre-West Scramble - Seattle, WA

Friday, May 21st, 2004
The Stash Spot - 1210 Republican

- Art Show @ 6p
- Alleycat race @ 7p
- Bands & Trophies @ 8p or later

- Gutbomb w/ Beat Senseless

Coming up this Friday is the race not to be missed! The 2nd Annual Pre-West will live up to what it is... a Pre-Westside Invite race! We know many of you out there and we expect you to be there! Yes, this means YOU! Send email if you have questions.

This is the first alleycat in the mP summertime Friday Night Racing Series in Seattle! A full production including the race, the show, the gallery and the prizes. We will be raffling a chopper bicycle and all the proceeds will be donated to Jeff Money to help him out with med bills. There is also a custom Lauriello chopper in the mix of prizes... as well as train tickets, Westside Invite registrations, quality bike parts, Outdoor Research gear, a whole bunch of stickers and some other stuff!! It'll be grand, everyone come out.

Ctrl plays in support of Spocannabis - Spokane, WA

Saturday, May 21st, 2004
Northbank, Riverfront Park

Ctrl Z
Other bands TBA.

There will be TONS of bands playing at Riverfront this Bloomsday Weekend. Come hang out at the park, watch Ctrl Z rip it up, and then we'll go to a bar or something.

The 5th Annual Midwest Alleycat Jumpinships - Columbus, OH

Saturday, April 24th, 2004
The OGB Bar - 435 W. Nationwide Blvd. across from Buggyworks (about 1/4 mile due west of Nationwide Arena)

Registration begins @ 1:00pm.
Race Starts @ 2:00pm.
Post Race Events to Include: Trackstand, Skids, Foot Down, Beer Can Slalom, and many other stupid human tricks!
Awards & Prizes will be awarded at the after party which starts at p.m. at the BLD art space located at 400 E. 2nd Ave. morrispost is an official sponsor of this event, so we hope to get at least one person from the Seattle area to go over and race. We'll see...

We will also be taking up a collection for the Bicycle Messenger Emergency Fund.

Housing is available. For this or any additional info contact:
Chuck - chuckdeluxe@yahoo.com or call 614.291.5098

Ctrl Z plays the "Battle of the Bands" - Spokane,WA

Wednesday, April 13th, 2004
The B-Side @ 9pm

- Odd Number Out
- Ctrl Z
- Dearly Departed
- Festival of Flesh

If you have a problem right now, Ctrl Z. Then, come to this show, watch Ctrl Z and be enlightened.

Mang plays the "Battle of the Bands" - Spokane, WA

Wednesday, March 31st, 2004 @ 9:00p
The B-Side

- Lucid
- Mang
- Horrible Disaster
- The Shirkers

We cannot adequately emphasize how awesome these bands are. Come support Mang. Come taste the candy. Don't click here.

"Eat A 26" Alleycat - Seattle,WA

Friday, March 26, 2004 @ 6:30pm
Fleetfoot

March twenty six, Messmann's got a chance. Show up and try to beat his ass in a four stop alleycat! Bring beer but beer will be provided. Trophies for winners, prizes for racers. Possible drunk folks. BRING NO GLASS! Well...bring glass, we don't care.

No microwaves allowed.

The 2nd Annual Sunday Bloody Sunday Polo Tourney - Milwaukee,WI

Sunday, March 21, 2004
Location TBA

M.A.M.A. presents the sport of kings the way it ought be played... on a bike, in the grass. Come out for bloody mary's and lots of bike polo.

Sponsors and prizes TBA!
For more info, please contact:
shaggy@trackbike.com OR
jadeleader@trackbike.com

The Milwaukee Messenger Invitational III - Milwaukee, WA

Saturday, March 20, 2004
Location TBA

This is a two day event that includes an alleycat on Saturday and a polo tourney on Sunday. The alleycat details are as follows:
START: Noon
COST: $5
EVENTS: alleycat, sprints, skids, stand
ENTERTAINMENT: bands, beers, and of course, loaded friends.

St. Valentine's Day Massacre Alleycat - Vancouver, BC

Saturday Feb. 14th, 2004 @ 4:00p
Downtown Vancouver, BC

Registration is FREE.

Call Megan or Justin @ (778) 891-9489 for starting location and housing plus whatever other details you want!

Couchsurfing and T-shirts are available. Prizes too, and free beer at the after party! Email Megan or Justin.

Ctrl-Z at Mootsy's - Spokane, WA

Friday Feb. 13th, 2004 @ 9:30p
Sprague & Washington

Slackjaw - Portland
Ctrl Z - Spokane
this is a process of a still life - Montana
KAT TERRAN - Seattle

$6 gets you in the door. If you've never been to Mootsy's, it's a smaller venue and has an undeniable knack for hosting good shows! Just Ctrl-Z.

COPAC - Seattle,WA

January 17, 2004
Daylight Studio, 159 Western Ave W. Suite #486

A photography show produced by Art Institute of Seattle students Brian Tomlinson & Dustin Hardin.
The gallery will be open from 7-9:30pm each night.

HELLA Corndog Classic II - Seattle,WA

Friday, Jan. 16th, 2004 around 6pm
Start at 227 9th Ave. N

This is a Seattle alleycat put on by DANK Bags tailor Cory Bennion. The start location is TBA at this point but it will likely be somewhere near the normal spot... Denny Park @ Denny Way & Westlake in Seattle,WA. This is one of the most anticipated annual races in Seattle, be there or be a damn square. -mP

Office Chair Downhill -

Saturday, Dec. 20th, 2003 - Time TBA
Location TBA

PJ is throwing a race, but not on bikes... this time on office chairs. This could prove to be one of the best races of any kind yet to be held in Seattle. He has secured the chairs, and enough racers to make it interesting but we need more people! Check back in the next couple days for a flyer as well as final details for the race!

We feel confident in advertising guaranteed carnage. There are rumors of an eating contest. Stay tuned.

Ctrl Z plays at Gusfest - Spokane, WA

Friday, Dec. 19th, 2003 - 9p
Mootsy's (Washington & Sprague)

Gus Trapp, the drummer for the Spokane band Seawolf, was hospitalized and induced into a coma due to brain swelling. In support of Gus, his family, and his recovery, Ctrl Z will be playing with Scatterbox (Burns Like Hellfire has cancelled), Six State Bender and After Eyes Are Gone. These bands seriously rock, don't miss it! This show is just one of several being put on in both Seattle and Spokane in support of Gus. For dates, places, and info check here. Rock 'n' Roll.

Messmann's Messquerade 2003 - Seattle,WA

Friday, October 31st - 7p
1406 10th E & Pike

This is Messmann's 3rd Annual Messquerade and is sure to live up to it's name! Start in the sunken lot behind Cafe Vita on Capitol Hill. THIS IS A RAIN OR SHINE EVENT! All are welcome, wear your costumes and bring your race face.

10-18 Fall Alleycat - Spokane, WA

Saturday, 10/18/03 - 5p
Riverfront Park Clocktower

Bring your packs, and your helmet if you have one! It is truly unbelievable how many sponsors are backing Morrispost over in Spokane this time! Racers are sure to end up with some great prizes.

This is a RAIN OR SHINE event, so show up with your wet gear and fenders at 5pm this Saturday. The Riverfront Park Clocktower is the spot. Riders can expect a pick-up and a delivery plus a mystery stop. Prizes and the usual festivities will follow the race. Can you beat Billy, the reigning champ! Anyone can ride as the race is designed for riders of all skill levels! There will be BEER and festivities at the finish. Bring your friends!

Check out results from the first Faa Eastside race, The 1st Annual Hill Billy Alleycat.

10-9 RIM RIDE - Seattle, WA

Thursday 10/9/03 @ 6p
Dexter Hayes Pub

ATTENTION all rim wranglers! 10-9 Rim ride. 6PM Oct. 9th in the alley behind the Dexter Hayes Pub. BEER, BIKES, and MAD SPARKS! For anyone who doesn't already know, this ride is gonna be outta hand! If not just for the fun of riding on a bare rim, come out to party and likely witness some carnage at the same time.

This is a 'Cully assed out in the back seat' production...

ROGER THAT!   10-4 Alleycat - Seattle,WA

Saturday 10/4/03 @ 5p
Denny Playfield

-- Rain or Shine --
WE HAVE PRIZES, MUCH FUN, AND BEER

This is gonna be fun! Everyone bring that part of your brain that thinks about routing... It is rumored that a DANK Shoulder Bag will be awarded to the winner.

Sponsored by: DANK Bags, the mars Bar and Counterbalance Bicycles

2003 Cycle Messenger World Championships - Seattle, WA

Friday, Saturday & Sunday, Sept. 12-14
South Lake Union - Consolidated Works

This very large and prestigious event is being held right here in Seattle, WA.
Follow the link above to find out all the details.

Ctrl Z show at CMWC - Seattle,WA

Saturday, Sept. 13th - 8pm
Consolidated Works

  • Desmond
  • Slit Liquor
  • Audio Infidels
  • Ctrl Z
  • The Highbeams
  • None of Us

    This is gonna be a great show, if you miss it you'll wish you hadn't. Consolidated Works is located at Boren Ave N and Republican Ave just south of Lake Union. If you want more info contact us.

  • Sprint Side Sprints - Seattle,WA

    Friday, August 29th, 2003
    Friday night 8/29. Denny Playfield @ 7p

  • Group Sprints
  • Skids
  • Beer
    Three sprints, 1st & 2nd finishers of each sprint receive points. The rider who collects the most points wins a
    T-SHIRT and a little CASH.  Leave your mommy at home...

  • Courier Boxing - Seattle, WA

    Saturday 8/23 @ 1p

    This was a local underground event. Good times, good friends, good fights! A great day for boxing...

    Hill Billy Alleycat - Spokane, WA

    Friday night 8/8 @ 7p
    Clocktower

    Our first official Morris Post race. Sponsored in part by DANK Bags, this was an incredible first time event! Six riders, 3 stops, one mystery stop and lots of PBR. Check out the results section for photos and all the details!

    Hella Corndog Classic IV - Seattle, WA

    EVENT POSTPONED Until Further Notice

    The Corndog is just that, classic. To recap... broken microwaves, a hundred corndogs, mattress in tow, Hella, the McAnimal... see here, and here, and here.

    Filmed By Bike 2007 - Portland,OR

    April 13th-15th, 2007
    Clinton Street Theater - 2522 SE Clinton St.

    The dates have been set!

    Filmed by Bike is April 13-15, 2007. Yup, that's right, three full days of bike-themed film shorts, does life get any better?

    The Opening Night Throwdown, with all the pomp and cincumstance and beer you've come to expect, is Friday the 13th at 7:00pm and 9:00pm. The program will have a standard run on Saturday and Sunday as well.

    Everyone should check this out, a very cool independent film festival powered by bikes!

    Courier Boxing II - Seattle, WA

    It looks like the fights will go on, but not in the cold. The fights need to be held outside. As always, the dates will be posted when they come through.

    Plus... the fabulous debut of Rachele the Ring Girl! (more provocative photos coming soon...)



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